Rudoloh's OnYums Hot Flavored Rings


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Here's another dollar store bonanza. If we keep getting gems like these, we'll have to create a series: "Living and Dying on a Buck: Dollar Store Snacks"

There were a few flavors of these, but we were intrigued by hot sauce and kept saying the name "Onnnyoooohms" over and over in the car.

These were fucking gross. Upon opening the bag, we smelled lots of vinegar, like, a bottle's worth of douche. Groooossss.

The Ooooonnnyoooohms- 'scuse me, Onyums, were bright, bright red, like they were dipped in nuclear waste. They looked like they had a legitimately good Funyun style texture, but that was quickly unnoticeable when you ate them, because you were pummeled with the hottest, burning sensation. It was like eating pepper spray.

I might go back and try their other flavors, because they seemed like there was a good base to them. They were also the only snack food I've ever seen whose website sold snack seasoning in bulk.

Pro tip: It looks a bit like crack cocaine, only it tastes like sour cream and onion.

1/10- HORRID

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