Jell-O: If you love me, you will kill me.

Today, I had four wisdom teeth out. Thus, this is going to be a short and rather snide review.

For hooves and shit, Jell-O tastes pretty good. Would I have rather had this?

Perhaps. But it would have been nice to have the real thing.

Or this, at least.

Jell-O is pretty damned strange. It's, as I discovered early on this year, a complex oscillating harmonic. And it tastes like shit. Who the fuck discovered the Jell-O/tuna combination? Someone with no tongue, that's who.

I am so done. I am in pain. Expect more reviews soon, but this is just getting pathetic. I leave you with some pictures of Jell-O.

2/10- OUCH.