Today, I had four wisdom teeth out. Thus, this is going to be a short and rather snide review.
For hooves and shit, Jell-O tastes pretty good. Would I have rather had this?
Perhaps. But it would have been nice to have the real thing.
Or this, at least.
Jell-O is pretty damned strange. It's, as I discovered early on this year, a complex oscillating harmonic. And it tastes like shit. Who the fuck discovered the Jell-O/tuna combination? Someone with no tongue, that's who.
I am so done. I am in pain. Expect more reviews soon, but this is just getting pathetic. I leave you with some pictures of Jell-O.
Beefy Crunch Burrito is Back at Taco Bell
2 hours ago