Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks

ARE YOU A GIANT PUSSY???

Do you feel like you're IN A VEGETATIVE STATE LIKE TERRI SCHIAVO???

Do your friends make fun of you for NOT HAVING ENOUGH ENERGY???

Well, FEAR NO MORE. Because Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks are HIGHLY CAFFEINATED and full of ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY to make you ENERGIZED.Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks are CRAZY DELICIOUS and SCHIZOPHRENICALLY AWESOME. With 60% Dutch cocoa and a SHITTON OF CAFFEINE, five rocks packs as much of ONE CUP OF COFFEE.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO TO DUNKIN' DONUTS TO GET THAT SHIT.

While most caffeinated products taste like BATTERY ACID, Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks taste like they're only SLIGHTLY ALKALOIDIC AND NOT AT ALL LIKE ROBOT PISS.

Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks have PANTHERS PANTHERS PANTHERS on the box as well as a BULLDOG that makes you want to get SIX TATTOOS OF BULLDOGS ON YOUR PENIS. HOLY SHIT, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.Douze balles dans la peau...

Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks will WHIP YOUR PANSY ASS INTO SHAPE LIKE VAL KILMER IN TOP GUN, BITCH. They will inspire you to GO TO GREAT HEIGHTS and become HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER.

MORE THAN EVER!!!

If you like HIGH QUALITY MOUNTAIN FARMED SWISS CHOCOLATE, do not purchase Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks. Son, they will DISAPPOINT! But if you want RAW INFANT SQUALLING HOT NINJA ENERGY, buy them NOW!!!

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