Yeah, son, it's Avocado Week from the 22nd to the 28th, sponsored by the California Avocado Commission, who graciously sent us 24 avocados to mash, puree, slice, squeeze, and macerate WITH OUR BARE HANDS AND TEETH.
Next week, we will dissect a six course meal featuring the noble Persea americana, starting with a bonus breakfast power-up and ending with dessert. Make one, make all.
Six courses. Drink. Appetizer. Salad. Entree. Apertif. Dessert. And breakfast, 'cause she's gonna wanna stay all night if you're cooking like this.
Let us commence.