SOPA Blackout

Dear readers,

We're joining hands with many other websites today (suck it, Bing!) in not bringing you your daily post content so that we can remind you that, should SOPA and PIPA pass, we will be arrested and taken to the less-cushy sister of white collar crime prison, federal "please stick it here" prison as a result of posting one too many photos of Snooki. It's a sad world, but you can stop it by writing your local congressman a clever haiku or a strongly-worded letter.

Please protest SOPA and PIPA so we can continue being jerks on the internet!