Foodette

Foodette was born to wealthy Russian oil barons on or around the early 1900's and lived a lavish and carefree life with many ponies and cotillions until her parents were brutally murdered by Cossacks and she was left to die alone.

Since then, Foodette has taken on numerous roles in society including, but not limited to, semi-professional skydiving, part-time vigilante and avenger of her parents' deaths, local badass, celebrity judge at the 19th Annual Oklahoma City Hot Pickled Pepper Competition, socialite, gemologist, and head of NASCAR pit crew. She enjoys long walks on the beach, Ponzi schemes, and small dosages of poison in her morning coffee.