In class, I received my first grade of the semester on a brilliantly-written memo, following in the traditions of so many attorneys before me in denying a hypothetical employee recovery for intentional infliction of emotional distress. And I did well! Really well, actually, affirming not the belief that I am indeed, smart, but the more important knowledge that other people are not as adept in this particular scenario. Thank god. Terror aside, I skipped to my car, noting the myriad of scratches left by my careless neighbors on mopeds who can't seem to park. Would a non-adult wait for two hours at Pep Boys to get her bumper fixed? I think not.
Home again at last, I finally cracked open the box of Annie's that I found, maturely passing over caramel-chocolate-biscotti flavored gelato for, and discovered activities. So many of them! While heating up the rice noodles, I decided to cut out a finger puppet for myself. And that's when I had an identity crisis. Also, a bleeding crisis. The Annie's package cleverly included a waiver stating, 'please get a grown-up to help you,' and after reading that I was like, 'Please, I'm a grown-up! I just bought renter's insurance,' and went ahead cutting.
Long story short, I cut myself and now cannot sue. Instead, I chose to publicly humiliate myself on the internet, which, if you sue because you cut your finger with safety scissors on a children's cardboard finger puppet, would basically happen anyway.
Annie's Mac is delicious, albeit a little gloopier than the non-GF brands. A little extra water thinned the sauce out, though, and made it much more palatable. With lunches like this, I find that they make better and easier bases than they do stand-alone dishes, so despite the very mild cheddar flavor, it was quickly livened with a slug of hot sauce and some cooked, shredded chicken I had in the refrigerator. This will definitely be a staple of many important business and late-night meals to come. In conclusion, adults.

No, but seriously, why can't people RSVP? It is so goddamn annoying.
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