Well, luckily, I won't be ruining my sculpted physique any time soon with these. They're solidly mediocre, on par with an $11 specialty drink at Chi-Chi's or an $11 specialty dance behind a Hooter's. I was initially a little worried about this flavor combination with the Fudge Creme. As I've lamented before, half the cookie and twice the mockolate coating does not a balanced snack make. In this case, it's the same scenario. Would the coconut cream filling be tastier in a plain Oreo cookie? Possibly, but we'll break it down further. The cookies smell off-putting, in a fake butter, stale popcorn artificial way. That's the first strike. In flavor and texture, they suffer from the same imbalance of the Birthday Cake Fudge Cremes, yet lack that addictive canned frosting flavor that kept us coming back. The second strike? They're bloomed! These are brand new and they're already suffering from the poor quality of their outer shell.
The coconut filling is where this really fell short of expectations. These have been out for about a week, maybe even less, and the coconut is already muted and mild, with a mere hint of creaminess and toasted flavor. Were these sourced from a Taiwanese warehouse? Something doesn't add up. These carry a very specific memory for me- once, my ever-thrifty grandmother bought two boxes of Girl Scout cookies and decided the package was superfluous. She stored the Trefoils and Samoas in a mutual Tupperware and forgot about them for six months. Half a year later, the Trefoils had a gentle infusion of coconut, not enough to significantly alter the flavor for the better, but gave them a noticeably strange hint of tropical ass. These cookies are similar- dull, sweet, and wholly synthetic.
I totally agree!
ReplyDeleteI'm a coconut lover, and as such, was thrilled to see the new coconut Oreos at my local grocery store. I love the Mounds ice cream bars, and International Delight Almond Joy coffee creamer; could this be another delicious coconut go-to treat? In a word: No. An emphatic no.
ReplyDeleteI had exactly the same first impression as Foodette, being assaulted by the whiff of stale butter upon opening the package. It's so off-putting that it renders the otherwise OK tasting cookie inedible. If you've ever suffered through eating a popcorn-flavored Jelly Belly hidden among a handful of other assorted flavors, you get the idea.
I can't believe these Oreos made it to shelves. They now reside in my garbage.